Ladies, if you’re looking for a way to turn up your average girls’ night out, this is it! You’ve probably heard of local Paint Night or Sip-N-Paint events where the host gives step-by-step instructions on how to paint a particular scene or portrait. You get to keep your wannabe-masterpiece and you might even receive a complimentary glass of cheap wine. Well, ditch that boring art class and get ready to take things to a whole new level. Put the kids to bed, call your girls and try an Erotic Paint Night!
That’s right– this one’s for mature audiences ONLY, so leave your shy friend out of this invite (or bring her along and be skimpy with the details). There is a live model whose essence you are tasked with capturing on your supplied canvas. By the way…he’s COMPLETELY NAKED.
I attended one of these events last weekend at an art gallery in Norfolk, VA and it absolutely blew my mind. Advance tickets were $30, and the rain did not stop us ladies–and a couple guys–from coming out. It was BYOB, so after being seated around 8:15pm, we began popping our own bottles. Hip-Hop and R&B music played while we were assisted with getting our paint supplies and complimentary shots for a toast. At the front of the room, one of the male “assistants” casually commenced to taking off his clothes and transformed into our milk chocolate muse.
Anyone celebrating a birthday or other accomplishment was then invited to come up and rub oil on the model’s body, and that set the tone for the rest of the night!
Our handsome model, Lamonte, took his time walking around the room wearing nothing but a hat and a sexy smile. (Wait– I think he had shoes on, but my eyes never made it down that far.) We were free to take photos with him, dance with him, or just get an up-close-and-personal look at what we were supposed to be painting. As if that wasn’t provocative enough, the young woman who had been sitting quietly at the front table had taken her clothes off, too. She was our second model for the evening.
In a colorful bathing suit-like costume, our beautiful female model, “Cookie” was the perfect plot twist. She was just as open to us thoroughly enjoying her company as well– even giving a guest a lapdance then insisting she return the favor.
Music, models and bottles– what more do you need? Well, some of us did actually put some paint on the canvas. And some of us put some paint on the models.
There was also a free raffle for a vibrator which, unfortunately, I didn’t win.
By: Dóréal Quarles, Relationships Senior Editor
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